Come on, REALLY!! We just wanted to see if you were paying attention!

Don Imus is not connected with this radio station in any way. We have never even spoken to him or seen him. OK, that's a lie, we have spoken to him and seen him, but not about working for us.

However, if the WABC thing doesn't work out, we are prepared to pay twice the minimum wage on an hourly basis with no sick leave, personal days, or paid vacation.

Truth be told, we'd probably rather have Dan Ingram.